THIS IS A SAD STORY OF HOW DRUGS NEARLY DESTROYED ME. I HOPE OTHERS WILL LEARN! One day I ate a cookie, I was given by someone I choose not to mention juu ataninyima kazi. Kumbe this cookie had super powers, I decided, since tao is just here, let me walk from statehouse road under …
Author: Ortis
Naked Man
‘I once, nearly, slept with a man’. Yes, I have said it. How you decide to interpret that statement is entirely on you, Mano ok badha parie! I will still tell my story. Yesterday a client calls me, Ortis, there is a corporate function tomorrow at Serena Hotel, kindly get there at 6am and do …
Musyoka The Great
So I have this pal of mine, cool, well groomed guy. Of all my friends he is the only guy who shops at Little Red. For those who don’t know what the hell that is, ni shop flani tao ya some Italian guy, i think. They deal in Men’s suits and accessories. A pair of …
When Bread Was Life
I don’t know whether this story will make sense to someone who went to either a private high school or a day school. Like do you know how precious bread was? And blue-band? And Jam, red plum Jam to be specific? What about sugar? Or a box of Nice biscuits? What about Quencher juice? Some …
Deal Ilichapa
I’m a low profile guy, I make noise on Facebook but my private life is private. I bet no one knew I have 10 KIDS. The only thing I ever put out there is my social life. It’s either I’m cooking and posting online or I’m traveling or I’m doing a SHOOT or just working …