My Tales

The Cookie

the cookie tales by ortis

THIS IS A SAD STORY OF HOW DRUGS NEARLY DESTROYED ME. I HOPE OTHERS WILL LEARN! One day I ate a cookie, I was given by someone I choose not to mention juu ataninyima kazi. Kumbe this cookie had super powers, I decided, since tao is just here, let me walk from statehouse road under …

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My Tales

Naked Man

the naked man tales by ortis

‘I once, nearly, slept with a man’. Yes, I have said it. How you decide to interpret that statement is entirely on you, Mano ok badha parie! I will still tell my story. Yesterday a client calls me, Ortis, there is a corporate function tomorrow at Serena Hotel, kindly get there at 6am and do …

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